Moving this blog . . . .

Sorry for the change folks. I think the new name and site is more fitting to what I intend this to become. Please follow me on my new blog site. Please click the link below and follow me there. Thanks so much!

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2011: A year in review

December 9, 2011 - let's recap the year's adventure shall we?!
* met my very first porn star . . . all 500 lbs. of her and the 4 kids she spawned on the job no doubt
* nearly got run over by an "anti-genocide" ad truck . . .clearly missed the message about NO to genocide
* met many American Idol hopefuls waiting for the bus in the middle of the night
* meeting (twice) my new friends, Ramses and Terrell, as they seek enlightenment thru the aid of medicinal contraband

It has been an eventful year! And I hope these entries have provided you all with the humor and triviality that it has given me. 2012 is a brand new year. One that will incorporate pictures as well as videos! ;)

In the meantime, have a wonderful, safe, and festive holiday all y'all!

Misadventures at a Christmas store!

December 3, 2011 - At Bronner's in Frankenmuth, Michigan. It's the world's largest Christmas store . . . so why is it that I feel the need to be hateful towards the morons pushing up against me . . . HEY! Stop that! . . . I think I was just felt up by a nasty troll looking patron!

Ugh! I hate people!!!!

Megabus Monologues: My first official grump-post!

October 24, 2011 - This weeks gets a double feature! . . . Why is it that some people assume absolute strangers WANT to hear them sing when there is CLEARLY no stage or production?!?!

(To the offenders):
Are you trying to be "discovered?!?!?!?!" need I remind you that a) you are waiting for the Megabus which is a highly unlikely place to "run into" the likes of Simon C and b) it's a midnight bus.  So shut the bleep up and consider voice lessons before public displays!!!

Yes, I'm tired and grumpy but it doesn't make it any less true!!!

Megabus Monologues: Second-hand High

October 21, 2011 - I approach and the gossamer glow of the mist beyond rises. Ramses and his buddy, Terrell, stare intently at the sky behind me. We wait and not a coul moves hoping to catch a glimpse of the banshee in the eerie Detroit sky. Terrell fails to suppress a nervous twitch as he comes to the revelation of the magnitude of what we are seeing before us. Little fluttering pixies engulf what would otherwise be a gloomy afternoon sky. I pause . . . and MY revelation hits me . . . DAMN I'm having a second-hand high right now!!!  That whiff of a distinctly ganja smell made even the COP standing next to me high!!! Haaa!

Faith in humanity slips a few points YET again!!!

Megabus Monologues: I'm a plain clothes Buddhist monk - motha f*cker!

September 9, 2011 - Well! Another Megabus Day! Sitting there at the bus station waiting for my Megabus and was solicits by 5 guys (separately) tone charitable . . . I'm a 5' 4" Asian Male waiting for the FLIPPIN' MEGABUS in DETROIT!!!!! I DON'T FLIPPIN' CARRY CASH~! . . . I did tell the one guy that I'm a plain clothes Buddhist monk.  He believed it!  *SIGH~* Starting to lose complete faith in humanity. 

More to come I am sure! Later y'all!

Megabus Monologues: Watch out for those militant ad trucks!

August 26, 2011 - In Detroit running to catch my beloved Megabus and almost got run over by an ad truck leading a caravan. Interestingly it was graffitied with signs saying, "stop genocide in Palestine. Free Palestine!" 

A couple thoughts . . . [1] didn't realize that Detroit is such a hot bed for these types of political lobbying. [2] I can't believe I almost got run over by an anti-genocide caravan!!!!!!!!!!!!!  >:{