2011: A year in review

December 9, 2011 - let's recap the year's adventure shall we?!
* met my very first porn star . . . all 500 lbs. of her and the 4 kids she spawned on the job no doubt
* nearly got run over by an "anti-genocide" ad truck . . .clearly missed the message about NO to genocide
* met many American Idol hopefuls waiting for the bus in the middle of the night
* meeting (twice) my new friends, Ramses and Terrell, as they seek enlightenment thru the aid of medicinal contraband

It has been an eventful year! And I hope these entries have provided you all with the humor and triviality that it has given me. 2012 is a brand new year. One that will incorporate pictures as well as videos! ;)

In the meantime, have a wonderful, safe, and festive holiday all y'all!

Misadventures at a Christmas store!

December 3, 2011 - At Bronner's in Frankenmuth, Michigan. It's the world's largest Christmas store . . . so why is it that I feel the need to be hateful towards the morons pushing up against me . . . HEY! Stop that! . . . I think I was just felt up by a nasty troll looking patron!

Ugh! I hate people!!!!

Megabus Monologues: My first official grump-post!

October 24, 2011 - This weeks gets a double feature! . . . Why is it that some people assume absolute strangers WANT to hear them sing when there is CLEARLY no stage or production?!?!

(To the offenders):
Are you trying to be "discovered?!?!?!?!" need I remind you that a) you are waiting for the Megabus which is a highly unlikely place to "run into" the likes of Simon C and b) it's a midnight bus.  So shut the bleep up and consider voice lessons before public displays!!!

Yes, I'm tired and grumpy but it doesn't make it any less true!!!

Megabus Monologues: Second-hand High

October 21, 2011 - I approach and the gossamer glow of the mist beyond rises. Ramses and his buddy, Terrell, stare intently at the sky behind me. We wait and not a coul moves hoping to catch a glimpse of the banshee in the eerie Detroit sky. Terrell fails to suppress a nervous twitch as he comes to the revelation of the magnitude of what we are seeing before us. Little fluttering pixies engulf what would otherwise be a gloomy afternoon sky. I pause . . . and MY revelation hits me . . . DAMN I'm having a second-hand high right now!!!  That whiff of a distinctly ganja smell made even the COP standing next to me high!!! Haaa!

Faith in humanity slips a few points YET again!!!

Megabus Monologues: I'm a plain clothes Buddhist monk - motha f*cker!

September 9, 2011 - Well! Another Megabus Day! Sitting there at the bus station waiting for my Megabus and was solicits by 5 guys (separately) tone charitable . . . I'm a 5' 4" Asian Male waiting for the FLIPPIN' MEGABUS in DETROIT!!!!! I DON'T FLIPPIN' CARRY CASH~! . . . I did tell the one guy that I'm a plain clothes Buddhist monk.  He believed it!  *SIGH~* Starting to lose complete faith in humanity. 

More to come I am sure! Later y'all!

Megabus Monologues: Watch out for those militant ad trucks!

August 26, 2011 - In Detroit running to catch my beloved Megabus and almost got run over by an ad truck leading a caravan. Interestingly it was graffitied with signs saying, "stop genocide in Palestine. Free Palestine!" 

A couple thoughts . . . [1] didn't realize that Detroit is such a hot bed for these types of political lobbying. [2] I can't believe I almost got run over by an anti-genocide caravan!!!!!!!!!!!!!  >:{

Megabus Monologues: Is there a hidden camera around?!

August 19, 2011 - Waiting for the Megabus in Detroit. Beautiful sunny day. And I was offered weed by two African American lads. Told them I appreciated the offer but I don't have a prescription for it and don't want to break the law. They looked at me all puzzled at first then smiled and walked off. *Sigh* I always get the freaks!  At least they're the "happy high" types.  Grab a bag of Doritos boys!!!

Megabus Monologues: I met a porn star!

June 17, 2011 - So I road home on the Megabus behind a morbidly obese lady and her FOUR young children.  In asking me for tips on what activities are available in Pittsburgh that would be entertaining for her kids . . . (gulp!) . . . she reveals to me that she works in the "adult industry" and needed ideas for AFTER she was done filming!!! Needless to say, it took everything in my power not to throw up in my mouth.

That was also when I looked up to the sky and said, "Lord, please let her work in lighting or make-up . . . I'll even settle for props!!!"

My prayers were not answered.

Salutations Fellow Adventurer!